Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

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Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.

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yah -thats why I'm ... ( 1 month ago by plasmacarwash)

yah -thats why I'm a biased fan now. :)

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01100 ... ( 1 month ago by kervinbubski)

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1010100111010 ... ( 1 month ago by kervinbubski)

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I for one welcome ... ( 4 weeks ago by torresmatt)

I for one welcome our new voting machine overlords.

DRE 700 is leader. ... ( 4 weeks ago by GorillamanX)

DRE 700 is leader. Tremble before him and prepare to his will. 110100110..."

01100 ... ( 4 weeks ago by ilikezelda64)

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Lol Kent. ( 4 weeks ago by Thebboss)

Lol Kent.

there's a MOVIE!!!! ... ( 4 weeks ago by Skunkoala)

there's a MOVIE!!!! OMG! why wasn't I alerted??

Lol I saw the movie ... ( 4 weeks ago by redvsblueownzall)

Lol I saw the movie before I found the youtube series. The movie was hilarious. Sadly, not as many news reports, but still was all funny. It's called The Onion Show.

Spam ( 3 weeks ago by phoo67)

Spam

DRE 700 is leader ... ( 3 weeks ago by iandhr)

DRE 700 is leader tremble before him and prepare to do his will

The judgement day ... ( 3 weeks ago by everjump)

The judgement day is coming, just like the terminator has said... now he's leader of california... spooky:D

we shal call it " ... ( 2 weeks ago by GalaticTG)

we shal call it "skynet"

beep beep beep ( 2 weeks ago by SirOberonTheStriped)

beep beep beep

DRE 700 was made in ... ( 2 weeks ago by Dagens24)

DRE 700 was made in China so he can't be president.

The Troubling ... ( 2 weeks ago by Anonymous5214)

The Troubling Report at 1:40 is actually quite factual. Supply will never manage to keep up with demand.

Good one. ( 1 week ago by kipolem53)

Good one.

nice ( 1 week ago by spartan2401343)

nice

Wow! Is this a real ... ( 1 week ago by john6380)

Wow! Is this a real news report! I thought Obama was elected!
lol

rlly? were did they ... ( 1 week ago by JdoubleA2)

rlly? were did they say its in cinnabar island

Array ( 5 days ago by Ootsicles)

All hail DRE 700
beep beep beep beeeepppp

Always liked Dre ... ( 5 days ago by andrewbnkjv)

Always liked Dre 700's smile.

Yay! The victory ... ( 19 hours ago by RyeItGrrl)

Yay! The victory speech was in Riverside, CA! 1:05 "The people who have used electronic voting machines before are just more comfortable with the idea of having one as their president." Idiots.

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